From this weekend, a top ten things I have discovered/experienced:
10. Leave the Thai food creation to the Thai people; whiteys like me are only meant to enjoy.
9. If it looks like John Stamos, and walks like John Stamos, it's probably just because I've forgotten to put on my glasses.
8. It's not John Stamos.
7. Starbucks people are not friendly everywhere, despite my previous assumptions.
6. Chocolate is still delicious, especially when pricey. It's like eating money.
5. Boyfriends are adorable.
4. Credit cards make life too easy.
3. Victoria weather does now and always will suck.
2. Drinks that taste like lemonade but are really booze are both delicious and dangerous.
1. Pregnancy scare is to adult me as closet monster is to five-year-old me. Both are terrifying.
Did you know that the three McDonald's that existed in Iceland are now closed due to the overwhelming severity of the recession? Apparently Icelanders don't want to pay CAD$6.80 for a Big Mac. I refuse to live in a world where every man, woman and child cannot afford to buy the American dream*. Yes, we can, Iceland. YES, WE CAN!
*nightmare.
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