I've got this horrible tendency to creep craigslist and have a good lol over the desperate missing connections ads. Tonight, however, I prowled on one that is actually sort of impressive. It reads:
Coffee Hottie - m4w - 31
We approach things differently. I appear conventional, you do not. You have lots of interesting flair. I am WHITE to the extreme. My little government job makes me so.
I see you when I get my little coffee drinks. We have awkward interactions. But it's so on.
This is going to happen. It's just a question of when. And when it happens, I am going to rock your fucking world.
And for some reason, I am swoon-zilla over this.
Girls are silly.
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