To my friends:

What you see above is quite possibly the most comfortable, most beautifully stunning, most expensive chair that I have ever known, yet failed to own. If you love me the way I know you do, a bunch of you will pool together and start saving the change leftover from the five dollar bills you give at Tim Horton's for your $2 coffees in a little jar at one of your houses - just so you can buy this chair for me. It won't take long to save up, and my birthday is still 8 months away. This is doable. Please - my house is only filled with black-brown, rectangular Ikea furniture. It's an absolute tragedy to live this way.

All my love,
FMcG