Tuesday, September 2, 2008

tour of the stars

"And to your left, ladies and gentlemen, is the holy shrine of Fern McGee....

....Patron Saint of Unemployment."


Needz jawb. No kidding.

I scoured this little city in search of some way to fund my heroin addiction employment. What I got was writer's cramp from all the application forms. Starbucks, grocery stores, shoe stores, boutiques. You name it, I probably applied there.

I'm not so bad. I have a feeling some interviews will be literally flying my way.

Zoom zoom!

BTWz, OTC is a-O.K. That's your heads-up for the day.

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