hallo!

I test drove this bad boy today, and I think I'm sold.

I'm big on safety; I'm like a soccer mom in that sense. Plus it's got like, 8 cup holders. The bitchmobile? Zero.

This is not to say that I am no longer the bitchmobile's #1 fan, because we are very much still in love. I'm just saying that maybe it's time to retire the ol' girl. She's seen better days, and I think she's ready for a rest.

Goddamn, I'm getting misty-eyed just thinking about our life together. That car has been my one and only friend sometimes.

BTW, if Andy Warhol were a little less dead, I'd marry that sonuvabitch.