I almost got smushed on Saturday night.
Some ultra-imbibed pussy dick in a huge white truck blew a stop sign and almost took yours truly out. F'sho. Could have died...but didn't! Aw, don't act too disappointed now.
I've bought some amazing new threads in the past few days. Of the noteworthy: a grey striped number for a solid $1.94. No, do not question your eyesight. I did say a $1.94. I know, right? Amazing!
By the way, giving Heath Ledger an Oscar isn't going to make him any less dead. Just in case you didn't know.
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